Tonight was the most recent visit to a supermarket since my last journey through supermarket hell, and this time wasn’t much better. In this episode, I innocently picked up a bag of noodles, only to feel a sharp pain through my finger and then realize that a piece of glass adhered to the bag with [...]

1. When she walks away from her cart for a minute to pick out some vegetables, take Kate’s cart, and leave yours in its place. 2. Make sure the cart you leave contains many items, as opposed to the 5 that were in Kate’s cart, so that any normal intelligent person could easily look down [...]